I know the movie and know I’ve seen parts, most likely the whole thing. Just not as memorable to me I guess.
Yeah but they were better in Clerks IMO. Kevin Smith has a comic book shop in NJ called Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash and the duo had (has?) a comic series too.
Your exact question was “how do I keep from getting shivved and let the boys know I’m open for business at the same time?”. I believe I suggested sharing your commissary with the biggest guy there and told you that you were on your own for the “open for business” part. You said “I’ll improvise” and the next thing I know you made the news for breaking the prison gangbang world record. Thanks for the credit but you keep it…
I was linking to the particular scene, not the movie in general… let me try embedding a clip instead. I thought it was pretty memorable, guess not. NSFW, btw!
Holy shit that “jumped out the jelly to the jam” song in the background is sparking a memory I can’t place, weird nostalgia. Maybe I gotta watch (rewatch?) one of these days.
I’m afraid I’m no help here, I have no dog in this… I’ve never even had one of whatever you want to call it, actually, so I’m just gonna sit here looking kinda bewildered by it all.
And we can put aside our naming disagreement and come together to address the much bigger issue- a Jersey resident who has never even had it?!
Listen to me motherfucker, you have 24 hours to try it or leave the state. Get it on a hard roll- cheese- no egg- ketchup. If you don’t comply? Fuggedaboutit…
whoa whoa whoa. im with you on the hard roll, the cheese, even the ketchup. but no egg?? you lost me. big ass fried egg on there please. fuck it, two even.
Nothing wrong with egg if it’s your preference, but for the first time out you gotta go Pork Roll and cheese, no egg diluting it. For me the second egg makes an appearance the ketchup is off the table and PR without ketchup feels wrong.
Meh, I think the ship may have sailed on that one… I’m an old man already, I don’t want to change my breakfast habits. I have my swamp juice every morning, that’s ~300 calories and then a bowl of oatmeal, very boring. I don’t eat much meat at all, anymore - not quite vegetarian, but most of my meals are. Also very boring. Sorry.
Ask yourself this question- what are you eating so healthy for all the time if it doesn’t even afford you the luxury of a nice greasy, salty meal once in awhile?
And even if it’s not your thing how do you live in Jersey and never once try it?!! It’s borderline traitorous!
If I could change one thing about the way I grew up, I’m sure that would… not even be on the top ten, sorry. Like I said, I got shipped around a fair amount, spent my teens in Connecticut and Boston being told things were “wicked” a lot, even most of a year in Rome during high school… I’ve been exposed to and thoroughly ignored enough culture that I just do the same with Jersey, I guess.
NSFW, btw!
I have my swamp juice every morning, that’s ~300 calories and then a bowl of oatmeal, very boring. I don’t eat much meat at all, anymore - not quite vegetarian, but most of my meals are. Also very boring. Sorry. 
Like I said, I got shipped around a fair amount, spent my teens in Connecticut and Boston being told things were “wicked” a lot, even most of a year in Rome during high school… I’ve been exposed to and thoroughly ignored enough culture that I just do the same with Jersey, I guess.