Nagel420 - Third Times A Charm!

You get a seat at the table… Here, take the one @Slick1 used to use before his blasphemy on Taylor Ham :smiley:

Sleep in? how do you do that? its been a while since my body let me sleep in, that damn internal clock and all. And yes, my thread is the “spit your coffee on your keyboard” thread around here in the AM :slight_smile: LOL

Funny, grabbed myself two Blackened Taylor Ham and Cheese sliders for breakfast this am… Mmmm Mmmm Good… Forgot to take a pic of the menu board, I REALLY gotta do that to set you guys straight…

But, I bet not the same ways that Black Bruce did to ya… I know ya asked me not to share, but I couldn’t help it…

“Come to the North Side… We have good nugs, and yummy sandwiches called Taylor Ham n Cheese”

Ok, that IS a much bigger issue, I don’t think he qualifies as Jersey if he HASNT tried one. Do exactly as Slick1 asks, or we gotta boot ya outta the state. I hear PA is nice this time of year :slight_smile: lol

I KNEW he was going Vegan!! Let the extradition begin!

He’s a spy from somewhere else… I don’t think its possible to live in NJ and not have one, hell, even the whole tri-state area is familiar with it… Add this to the list of things I never thought possible in my state. First it was legalization, next its a resident who hasn’t had this delicious breakfast sandwich (notice I went with the location-neutral name, the bigger problem here is not what its called, its clearly a disrespect for basic breakfasts in NJ).

You’re just saying that cause I’m questioning your vegetarian status… I know :stuck_out_tongue:

And THERE’S the reason! I knew there were extenuating circumstances to this situation…

T/C, pepper and ketchup… If blackened, no ketchup required…

That explains even more. Influenced by massholes… sigh… @Slick1 we got our work cut out if this boy plans to call himself a jerseyan… Otherwise your “pickup” ya know, the big SUV one :wink: might be perfect for a trip into the pine barrens… Three men enter, two men leave kinda thing…

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Be careful, I might know a pig farmer myself… but if it helps, I wasn’t really planning on calling myself anything at all. Maybe Ishmael?

Just a little bit… I definitely didn’t have a normal childhood. :stuck_out_tongue: Among their many other mistakes, I guess, was that my parents introduced me to escargot but not this amazing monument to outstanding breakfast meats that goes so unappreciated everywhere else…

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With you that takes on a whole new meaning and there’s no driving involved… well of a vehicle anyway.

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Ok now this needs a reply
lived in PA till I was 4 my mom called in Taylor ham ( she was from Taylor PA lol ) also maid by the Taylor company who called it pork roll )
Moved to central NJ ( this is where it became pork roll) , most of my younger life
Moved to south central NJ the pork roll capital
Where you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a deli that has a sign that reads pork roll sandwich somewhere ! wife is from Hudson county where it’s called pork roll

So it’s only you northerners that have it wrong

Note I would nerve be able to say mom was wrong without loosing a few teeth lol :joy:

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I take sleeping pills but tonight I will try a tincture a friend in Michigan sent me which you called liquid Xanax

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i heard about it in college in VT from a buddy that was from Paterson NJ, and he called it “taylor ham” so yea the northerner thing tracks. but not being from jersey, i accept all names for this delicious breakfast meat. sure is funny to watch yall argue about it though, gotta have something to talk about i suppose.

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It’s not really an argument as much as it is north Jersey trolling us. They know damn well it’s called Pork Roll but prefer the old name. The trolling comes in when they pretend they don’t know it’s Pork Roll.

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The north isn’t a bunch of conformists who give in to the man! Jeez, weed would still be illegal if it weren’t for us non conformists… The government wanted to change the name to adhere to the new standards for “ham”, and pushed the issue. Next thing ya know, you all are gonna be thinking Marijuana is a bad thing because this state discerns cannabis as legal, and marijuana as illegal. SMH… Brainwashed southerners. Take a stand against the man! (chanting) TAYLOR HAM! TAYLOR HAM! TAYLOR HAM!

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I like your mom :slight_smile: Not in the way @Slick1 might, but I think shes an educated and cultured lady.

It must be the water in the central / southern half the state. After all, I’m up here in the mountains where I have well water, and hell, even @Cormoran wondered about my water quality since his isn’t quite the same. Makes me think it even more now…

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SEE! the tale of TAYLOR HAM gets spread far and wide :smiley: Out of staters don’t come looking for pork roll when they’ve been told its proper name… They KNOW its Taylor Ham!

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It must be… and I have filtered water, which must be why I still don’t care what it’s called. :stuck_out_tongue: It’s all coming together now!

WOW lol all I can say is WOW…I’m gone 3 hours, I come back to …what?! :rofl: :crazy_face:Y’all STILL talking smack!!
smh lol

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Might also be that you’ve never tasted this breakfast goodness… just sayin…

There is no difference in chanting “I can’t read, I can’t read” :laughing:

Yeah for the same reason people think Jersey is full of fist pumping Guidos - cause those losers are the loudest and therefor most observed. They live up “nort joisey” and can’t read 2 simple 4 letter words on a red box, but are very loud about what they think it says.

Ok, Jersey Shore was filmed at seaside, and the actors are from long island and middletown, NY. Its the most inaccurate show about the jersey shore ever… Even we can agree on that!

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And that’s the “class” of people who would call Pork Roll Taylor ham.

Plus there’s plenty of nort joisey people just like them that wash up on the shore every year. It’s a misrepresentation of the state as a whole and the shore area completely, but they do exist.

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It’s a shame the Jersey shore give us Guidos (NJ Italian Americans ) a bad name our cousins in Ireland think that’s what we are like because of that show
I much prefer the image the soprano gave us its more historic so to speak lol :joy:

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And more accurate :smiley: lol…

Gotta say, when I was in Utila, HN, the Europeans would always say “OH! like Jersey Shore?” when I would say where I was from. I had a lot of explaining… to a few hundred people over the course of 4 months. No, that is NOT what its like… AT ALL… ROFL… Really really hated that show…

Hmm… yeah… you’re gonna think the only good weed is cannabis before long, and you’ll shun marijuana as the bad illegal version… damn conformists…

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You’re really reaching on this one :laughing:

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