Dude, that's almost exactly the same as mine, but with my Gram. She probably still has the picture of me at ~5yo and my first tomato plant taller than me.
Didn't even hide my first plant, just put it behind my TV, and the "grow light" from blowes was terrible. Upgraded to CFLs and made it to like week 7 of flower before my mom found it, and -- get this -- told ME to get rid of it!
Harvested her buds, put all the stems and fan leaves in a bag, and told her that was the whole thing!