I think they grow one called elephant garlic and it’s huge. And black garlic.
It’s all awesome.
It’s also funny because Mrs Foreigner is allergic.
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Ha ha ha. 
She’s not happy about it. It developed later in life so she knows what she’s missing.
She can take beano which helps, a little.
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Ha ha ha. Man, I put garlic and hot peppers in everything. 
I guess the garlic makes Mrs. @Foreigner a little “gassy”. Nothing worse than lady farts ! 
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It means I pretty much never get to eat garlic. Mostly.
I dont understand ? 
When you eat garlic, she gets gassy ? 
Anyone who comes within 5 feet of me gets gas.
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Gets gas or gets gassed ?
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For I am the purveyor of gas
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Benjamin Franklin would fart in public all the time. He said that he “refused to suppress a bodily function”. Makes perfect sense. The ancient Chinese say that “One fart is worth one bar of gold to an old man”.
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I like to fart as I’m leaving the elevator.
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This is the song that popularized that saying.
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Serial Cropduster
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I figure it’s better than the BO and cheap perfume it usually smells like.
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Does it really attribute to global warming though?
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Elevator warming maybe
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Wouldn’t that be a serial crapduster?
Only if you light them.
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I believe he also has no shame and farts around his plants to show them whos the boss.
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It’s cheap IPM
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Or perhaps it’s a secret fartilisation technique.
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