All hands to the rewind machine!
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Don’t let this sour you on the noble potato
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Smart for sure. Sometimes moving backwards is actually moving forward. We’ve found the tuber lord.
Spoken like a true lunatic
I picked the wrong time to be all outta likes
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I Love potatoes
Great ruse @Foreigner - although I was wondering if the inversion effect was more tangential around the glandular sheath? 
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Don’t talk dirty that way without buying us all dinner first
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Down for breakfast. Please go on.
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TBH when I first seen this in the title I was expecting at least a quip about cock docking 
Which says more about me than it does @Foreigner
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What if I told you 
that it was an act of inception
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All hands to the rewind machine!
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I love potatoes
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I love potatoes
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… and running without pants feeling the wind and the grass stroking my fleurs du mal 
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Okay then, didn’t know but now do. You ever heard about docking a canine tail or ears? Yeah that ain’t that. How is it possible?!
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How do you know which potato is a prostitute?
It’s the one that says, “Idaho.”
My friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit. It’s called the spudnic.
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Hey man. Is Quebec in winnipeg ? Because there aint no cheese in winnipeg. 
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What did the sweet potato say to the regular potato?
I yam what I yam.
What do you say to an angry baked potato?
Anything you like, just butter it up first.
Why did the potato cross the road?
To get to the other fry.
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@Magu When I zoom in why does the middle guy look like Keanu
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May be Dave Grohl. He got out of his hole!
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