i was useing toilet paper to make coffee,when i ran out of filters… once or twice
“This coffee tastes kind of fibrous.”
it was better than no coffee
Yes I’ll go along with that.
I hope you made sure to wet the paper first, otherwise you’d get a papery taste. I have never made coffee with toilet paper. I suppose I must have a lot more respect for coffee than my arse.
My wife doesn’t even give me shit for a full garbage, but still, good move.
I got married because I got sick of finishing my own sentences.
Yes that’s a valid reas….
REAL key to a happy marriage:
Let your wife go out with her girlfriends. DO NOT ask to tag along. Stay sober enough to be able to pick her up
Yes agreed. Go out and have fun. 100%
Charlie Murphies last words
“You must forgive the past to rest as deeply as possible.”
Wise. The past is over there is only the future.
“Tend to the garden you can touch.” - ???
I heard Duncan Trussel sat it, but he was quoting someone
To plant a garden is to believe in the future.
Dont shower with powertools and dont cook bacon naked
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts
Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life
Judge each day not by the harvests that you reap, but by the seeds that you plant. Got that one from a fortune cookie
You guys are getting too wise for me.
I meant like, put the toothpaste back where she is accustomed to it.
And you say, “He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.” O indeed so! Likewise he who lives by the pen, or by the fax machine, or by the word processor - all shall die by the sword! Only he who lives by the tank shall remain immune.
Oh, I thought you meant like… marriage is the number 1 cause of divorce?