Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
You are only as old as the women you feel.
Conflict is inevitable but resolution can be mastered.
And put the toothpaste back the right way.
“Plenty of people alive in this world but very few actually live”
And put the toilet seat down FFS!
Agreed but I was recently in panama and made a big stink about not putting the toilet seat down “male dominated society, baby!”
Yeah I hate that
The only thing worse than getting old is the alternative
I wish I was the man my dog thinks I am
The version of history told by a wars winner is always a lie
‘Adventure’ is ‘discomfort’ retold at leisure
The only thing worse than being fat is being hungry
Dont go swimming when its raining, you might get wet
The six Ps - Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Fourthmeal leads to Fifthwipe
Time flies when you’re having fun, unless you’re a frog, then time’s fun when you’re having flies!
i thought i was three rings, three different wifes
“Push it too hard, might not make it a-tall”
If you cannot accept your current status quo, change it, or shut the hell up.
The biggest roadblock in life is usually yourself.
And
Are you strong enough to fail and keep trying?
A good fight is underrated
Your body grew but your mind didn’t.
I well timed fight can be very good conflict resolution povided it’s reasonable.