I jumped off the bridge in Bras d’Or Nova Scotia, that was my highest jump. That cliff in gif looks like parachute time, lol.
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I didn’t think that girlish physique could be you 
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Lol, cause I was 14 and trying to impress girls 
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Wow that’s a serious jump.
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Scared the daylights out of me and I almost hit the piller, lol. Hurt me feel too, should have warn shoes but I hate swimming with shoes and the current is pretty fast there.
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Scariest jump I ever did was a motorcycle accident where I flew through an intersection and stopped 100’ later.
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That’s 110% fair.
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Ouch. I remember flying up Spadini in Toronto on my 10 speed. Just bought some weed and was living in Chinatown. A couple blocks from my house just after the rain finished a van came off sidewalk and ran ran into me. He was delivering fish. I flew off my bike and landed 2 lanes over but was sliding across the rainy road. Planted.my feet and ended up standing on the other side of the 4 lanes. Just stood there confused for a minute, wish someone had recorded it. One of the luckiest days of my life. Back fork of bike totaled and road rash on my ass but otherwise ok.
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Yup, that’s the place. Makes my heart race just seeing the view again.
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I was too lucky. Not injured. Bruised for sure but nothing weed couldn’t deal with.
I didn’t know how bad it was until I surveyed my gear - scrape!
I had right of way some guy turned left in front of me. Bam.
The expression on onlookers faces was one of terror.
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I know what you mean. The cops came rolling up in a hurry after I was hit. Cop said everyone told him I was dead, lol. I just wanted to get out of there with a big bag of stinky weed in my pocket, lol. I know he smelled it, I am guessing he gave me a break under the circumstances.
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But if you crapped your pants on the way down, the turds would break the surface of the water before you land and you would survive 
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Mrs Foreigner got her leg impaled on a tractor while biking in Toronto.
She was at fault. She could have lost her drivers license. The cop said “well I think you’ve learned your lesson.”
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In the event of emergency your feces can be used as a personal flotation device.
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Trust me bro, when you jump from that height you are puckered so tight you couldn’t get a pin up your ass with a jack hammer, lol. At least you better be or that will be one hell of an enima.
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Was her leg ok?
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Yeah she’s got a pretty wicked scar but it’s superficial considering the other possibilities.
Thanks for asking.
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Good to hear man, scars are no big deal.
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