I had one chew its way into my attic, then it had babies. Scared the shit out of me when I went up there and ended up face to face with her. 
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I’ve won at intimidation with one big fat angry fucker of one… but ONLY after I held the “Anteater Attack” pose and yelling “come at me bro” in a sarcastic manner.
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I couldn’t pose. I was crawling on my belly when we came face to face. Back crawling fast is hard. 
I had a family of them trash a boat of mine. 1975 Grew runabout, family of them moved into the boat and proceeded to start digging through the transom, I guess to make a new door for themselves. Fuckers, I would really hate them but hell, they are just trying to live and are very resourceful.
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Better to come face to face with mr trash panda then to come face to ass with pepe la pew
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My dog got sprayed in the face about a month ago. 
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Oh no, not nice, poor dog
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We have a skunk that lives within a few houses and I’m thankful I figured out its routine to avoid it when taking Celia out for a wee.
I really hate getting sprayed by a skunk when I’m pissing in the bushes.
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Found the “real” skunk!
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Fuckin trash pandas. I got tales for days. They made a home under my patio furniture cover when we went camping this summer… scared the absolute shit out of my dog when we got home😂 Then they moved onto my deck, had babies, moved below the deck boards. One of them died… they just lived around it’s corpse. They made my roof into a litter box. Had to remove all the deck boards to clean them out. Installed chicken wire and they made a home under my outdoor fire pit until I chased them away yet again. Covered the fence with Vaseline. Worked like a charm! They slip and fall when they try to climb stuff and they hate when it touches their paws.
Grew plants on my roof this summer and they made several beds out of a tarp I had up there. Bit in to my blumat water lines to have, what I can only guess, was one hell of a sprinkler party. Dug up my pots. Chewed through my fabric pots to eat food out of my composted soil… haha. Last time I had a stand off with the momma bear she just looked at me all sad for kicking her off the roof. Like, “I’m just doing my best here!”
I’ve been through it all with them and I have to admit that I’m with Doug on this one. They’re resourceful as all hell.
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I don’t know about nowadays but back in the late 90s those things were everywhere in Toronto in insane numbers. Some were very aggressive and most likely rabid. I had them tear through the ceiling in my bedroom one time .
I remember sitting waiting for my gf one night and counting over 20 come out of a culvert lol
I also had a rabid possum chase me down the road at lake sturgeon one time haha
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I have no doubt there are even more now. Toronto is the racoon capital of the world.
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In the 90’s I avoided shortcuts through parking areas that had dumpsters because of the “Masked Five-Finger Gangbangers” that hissed and ran at me for accidentally getting to close to their trash.
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Just a ‘heads up’ folks… anybody that might not be aware, Johnnypotseed is doing a seed giveaway of his Frankenstein crosses.
There are still some slots open.
Cheers
G
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He is feeling forlorn that the clock might run out before all the slots are full. (I may just be making this part up though.)
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anyone else find this creepy lololol
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Woody was an absolute icon for many of us growing up in Nova Scotia. Glad they brought him back . Kids love it .
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For sure, as someone who moved here in my late teens, I missed the childhood Woody, but can see the importance and the iconic status of Woody. Also as someone who is having a child in the coming weeks, I imagine I will be making the yearly pilgrimage to the mall for Santa visits and to see Woody.
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I agree with you lol kinda creepy
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Holy shit! I haven’t seen that since I was a child lol
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