Hahaha it does now that you mentioned it
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Was splitting some kindling with my knife and stabbed myself in the crotch pretty goodā¦ about 1/2" in, all the way through the fat layer lol.
At least there is iodine and superglue in the house. And now - tinted kindling!
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Is the 1/2"in okay?
Meant to say the other half
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Hola Gang
I still battle a few aphids
so today I powerwash every
plant in the bath tub.
I also made some nasty
mist with garlic, Scorpion pepper
dish soap and water.
mist all the plants before giving
them there bath.
I also clean the floor with a mop
and some Javex . Should be clean
for a few more weeks so I can crop
all those seeds.
Have a Great day Peoples
Bare
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Guess you never got your knife wielding merit badge in Boy Scouts. Hope you didnāt cut your dinky
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Me and a friend made a spray a while back with habanero and scotch bonnet peppers 
we were in the room spraying all over trying to get rid of spidermites.
It was really bad we could hardly breath, or see and were sweating bad we needed to get out.
My friend went to open the door to get out and it had locked it was panic stations all round.
He smashed the full handle off the door with a heavy duty stapler. We were panicking like fk in the room 
but we laughed all night about it
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The mental images from that story are epic. Such a stoner thing to happen.
Shit the doors locked 
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I was lmao typing it out cos I remember it like it was yesterday, my mates face was funny af
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So closeā¦ Yesterday I did the electrical and painted and caulked, today fit/fastened the vanity in ,loo and installed the transition strip. I went to put the faucet in and it was a one hole and the sink top had three back in a holding pattern.
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@Bongedtobits, @Badfishy1; the knife must have been dull, Iāll blame the knife, not my lack of a scoutās badge, of course. Should have been in a full inch with that much effortā¦
So today, I went ahead and sharpened all the knivesā¦
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Came out lookin awesome! 
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lmfao, thatās the spirit! 
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Thatās what she said last night. 
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Bahahaha the door was, indeed, wide open 
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@HappyHemper Jeezus Man! Youāre supposed to cut away from yourself! Hope you are okay
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@Meesh, I know better lol, but somehow made sense at the timeā¦
Pretty much all healed up now. Superglue is amazing stuff, not the first time I get an odd stab wound.
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It sure isā¦ My ex was making bombs out of safe and sane fireworks one year. I warned him that if he blew himself up that I wasnāt taking him to the ER on the 4th of July. Well, he didnāt set himself on fire, but cut his hand to the bone doing something with the knife (fkn men) and he had to superglue himself back together because I was pissed. lol
Actually, I took him to the ER, but all the other idiots making firework bombs were there too and it was a 6 hour waitā¦ he opted out.
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LOL definitely representingā¦
By the sounds of it he recovered, so thatās good 
My wife has a good manly man story. Her friend, a bearded viking-looking large body, jumped off a pier naked and shitfaced, not realizing there was no water under the pier at tide out. Broken leg, compound fracture, trip to the ER. They were coming back from a concert and had face paint on.
Doctor, at 4am, looks at the buddy, still naked and wrapped in a blanket, full of makeup: āand what might you have been doing?ā
At least we are not that guy, right?
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Imagine if heād been using an axe 
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