LOL definitely representing...
By the sounds of it he recovered, so that's good
My wife has a good manly man story. Her friend, a bearded viking-looking large body, jumped off a pier naked and shitfaced, not realizing there was no water under the pier at tide out. Broken leg, compound fracture, trip to the ER. They were coming back from a concert and had face paint on.
Doctor, at 4am, looks at the buddy, still naked and wrapped in a blanket, full of makeup: "and what might you have been doing?"
At least we are not that guy, right?