Creativity + poor decisions = fun
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Consistently pushed doors marked pull.
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Probably not.
I’d love to have my name chiseled into my tombstone and under it are the names of several other fictional people.
Then, just to really confuse people, we would all have different birth and death dates.
Finally, just to mess with Archaeologist’s in 1000 years, there would be nothing in my coffin but a well-preserved copy of Foreigner’s calendar.
I think you should assume all of these identities and they will all die with you.
I can vacuum seal the calendar if it helps.
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I wana be cremated, caste into concrete & tossed offshore somewhere. Let me start a reef 
fuck a headstone. People suck, I don’t want them knowing my business 
lol jk. Kinda
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Mostly grunt while stretching my back between my shoulder blades.
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I would like it 100% but I’m out
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I got you boo 
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Foreigner: bogarting likes
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Ten days ago, I posted this in one of the new guy’s (Sintax) threads asking about grow apps or calendars. I don’t think he got it and now he thinks I’m some skeevy perv:
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Yes it’s quite the thing to lead with.
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It’s a great icebreaker.
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Th copy is good too
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Dammit I wish I had just one more like!!
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If anything deserves a like it’s a naked calendar.
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Or a skeevy perv.
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The photos of plants on my phone vastly outnumber the photos of people, which is a substantial change, because 15 years ago it was all photos of plants. 
Many of those photos would qualify for the calendar if I’d just pointed the camera the other direction.
I think I’ll be remembered by my family for taking off my pants whenever possible.
Degrees are great if you actually need them for what you want out of life, but the idea that everyone ought to get one is poisonous.
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So you’re planning a reverse calendar?
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With extra nudity. Risqué
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