I’m always wondering this about you 
Not like “how are you still breathing” awake or like “Buddha” awake, but wtf you doin on Hawaii time? 
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I’m an islander at heart. Any island. Anywhere. In any time zone.
I kind of live on a concrete island but it’s not the same.
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Well well looks like the whole world has showered and brushed their teeth and gotten dressed.
Showing off eh?
I had breakfast but that’s as far as I’m willing to go.
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What is the car in question? I’m currently in a Renault megane GT 2 litre diesel.
I’m waiting like 8 hours between posts btw. So a lot of stuff ends up forgotten
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No way, a car from my land. You help us to save our broken commercial balance dude !
The one i’m fixing is a Xtype V6, can’t wait to enjoy it again.
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I’ve been asleep on and off all day. Awake just long enough to eat food and pass out again.
It’s Mrs Foreigner’s fault. She’s in trouble when she gets back from golf.
Unless I’m asleep in which case she’s good….
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Well it’s me again. My dog is awake. I can hear him.
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I knew this when I married her. I need someone to keep me in line or I’d just run rampant over everything.
It helps for when she’s heckling during your 9 man stand around games!
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“That other team is a bunch of high priced babies!”
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“Your Mom is is a bunch of high priced babies!”
My mom is a singular entity.
THERE ARE FOUR MOMS!!!
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Well this just adds another layer to an otherwise classic bit.
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I own the night
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I ate four mushroom capsules. One was good enough. I think I overdid it with the other three. There is a spot on the wall. Every time I look at it, it moves. Or am I moving?
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Well technically we’re all moving.
At about a thousand miles per hour!
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because I’ve lost control of my life 
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So flattering! Thank you 
all for this very special honor. 
First, I’d like to thank my mom, my dogs, all dogs actually, and cannabis. and my sis. and OG.
And Toyota.
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