Why does all dispensary smell and taste the same

I was just down in Oxnard and had a preroll of Lumpy’s apple something rather. I really enjoyed it, tasted like well grown weed and got me plenty high. I prefer my homegrown, but shit, that was definitely passable smoke.

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big EVERYWHERE! I can’t count the number of products, especially entertainment, that sells me my youth remixed with the present aka the future. nostalgia is being used to fuck our brains and empty out bank accounts

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Don’t turn all sommelier on us.

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I think i got it. Could be bs though because im high in dispo wedding crashers but haus does good job just not much taste vs home with added goodies.
Anywho,
Its all about taste, high thc and bogus “the terps” numbers u see in PERCENTAGE or ratio so you see a cookie this that wow so much myrcene (almosy every polyhybrid has alof of) and its 6mg/g which is like 0.6% lol
And time is money so short flowering time high yield and in hydro.
So your genetic selections are very limited if youre going by only the above parameters.

Wedding crashers is tk x animal mints (cookie stuff) x purple punch
So id rather make my own. I can replace the cookie stuff with a bx of tk or pp or use my tk x Stardawg for example.

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That’s because they are the origin of all strains- and a lot of breeders are trying to re-introduce some of the original genetics back-in so everything doesn’t end up 100% homogenized franken-weed.

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Wow-- here a whole 2 weeks, and already telling everyone how far superior you are to everyone… That Highschool Botany class go to your head did it?
Definitely blocked…

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Thank you for that sentiment.

There was this author on CSPAN’s Book Notes who wrote a book called Tits Up, it’s about breasts, but she advocates decrimanalizing prostitution for same reason. She cited the legalized brothels in Nevada as chargine 300K/year for a sex worker. She said keep the gov. out of it, and just decrim it so ppl have half a chance. Same deal.

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I don’t see how it’s the same deal… you can’t grow prostitutes :upside_down_face:

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i’m not even gonna ask you if you have any daughters.

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I see what you’re getting at… and what I’m getting at is… they aren’t the same thing.
. No one needs a prostitute medically… lol…
As far as not allowing the state to make money off things that used to be illegal… I agree with… legalizing/decriminalizing prostitution on the other hand I do not agree with… (humans need to treat humans better than that shit) both sides on that need to take their desperation elsewhere…

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In some places it’s legal but you need a licence and there are health screenings at whatever interval.

Its illegality is puritanical nonsense.

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Decrim gets the gov out of it. Have FDA ensure that they’re not putting poison in it, and let the ppl grow. I wouldn’t mind seeing some kind of hybridization controls put into play tho. I dunno how many times in grow boards i read about some grower who gets a nice landrace or heirloom, and the first thing he says is how he can’t wait to cross it with some other bullshit hybrid. There has been the end of good smoke, and all the fucking ZZZZkittleZZZz bullshit that’s been out since the advent of legalization.

Prost. is legal in Nevada. But my point wasn’t about whether to legalize prost. it’s was an example of how gov. fucks up something as soon as they make it legal, like for instance, cannabis.

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I suggest “sex worker” is a more appropriate as the job’s title than the pejorative “prostitute.”

Well put. I don’t think I could do better.

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I stand by my choice in terminology… but thanks for the suggestion… when it comes to government fucking it up… it’s completely on purpose…

I love the community !!! I have only seen one or two of these types of idiots on OG and bolth times they were shut down quickly !!! Cheers everyone lol

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Please show us a Picture of this Bomb ass weed you grow im dying to See your Skills.You must be a real Dutch Master, a real Jack Herer reincarnate

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Im not being stupid when I say that “Marriage” is a form of prostitution. Just saying. 🫣

Well I can tell you first hand exactly why.
It’s going to take a little bit of a back story.

Back in 2013 I worked at a local golf course restaurant that was family owned the young son of 18 years old was my coworker buddy we used to work on the golf course and whatnot.

One day we were in the clubhouse getting some crap for weed whacking and I was looking at some fertilizer and of course cuz I’m a obsessed weed grower I start commenting on the NPK.

He goes oh you know about NPK?

I’m like yeah kind of…hehe.

A few weeks later we’re busting their ass on the golf course and we end up shirtless like a couple of fucking weirdos. Lol and I just see him staring at me like fucking almost like he’s sizing me up to fuck me. Lol (I like to paint the colorful picture I apologize) now I’m covered in weed tattoos 1887 botanical print on my back Dutch seed logos etc.

And then when the restaurant opens up inside we end up working together in the restaurant and we start talking.

Turns out he has a little girl miserable purple blue LED with a tent and just struggling his ass off doesn’t really know much.

He bring me some shit one day to work. And then I brought him some shit a couple days later.

His brother the main boss calls me in the office and he goes Nick ( his young brother, who I was working with shirtless that day) he goes Nick why does Aaron shit look so much better in denser than yours. Just continues to ride him left and right busting his balls like brothers do.

And as we get a little better relationship I start teaching him what to do he’s clueless and for the year and a half I had him there with me I never personally went to his grow to show him things just more like advice and I point them towards IC mag. Well we work there for 2 years we end up going somewhere else he ends up finding a job with pharmaceutical RX in Ohio.

They make him immediately the fucking head veg grower.

With literally zero fucking clue what he’s doing.

Now this was about 9 years ago. I’ve had a chance to see some of the Cannabis that company produces and it’s fucking garbage I have seen dispensary weed in Ohio it’s fucking garbage. I’ve seen dispensary from all over the place and it’s fucking garbage.

So when I get to talking to my grow shop owner place I’ve been going to for the last 22 years he’s doing consulting for some commercial place out here and I was inquiring about getting a job in the industry.

He starts telling me the ins and outs he goes you don’t want to work with him fucking places

He’s like you’ll be sitting there trimming fucking leaf or manicuring all fucking day he goes it’s no different than if you’re working with raspberries he goes it’s the novelty wears off rather quickly.

He goes these places are fucking filled with pottery mildew bugs the whole nine yards you’ll bring shit home to your garden.

Or they make you a grower he goes and then you just don’t have any free fucking time for yourself and you’re constantly there getting caught out on holidays shit’s constantly going wrong etc.

I start talking to him about like the qualifications they’re asking for an applications like degrees and stuff.

He goes just lie about it he goes they don’t check he goes 90% of people in there lie their ass off.

The problem is they’re treating this like a commercial fucking business is hiring people and trying to teach them

People who couldn’t even pull successful grow in a 2x2 tent now I left the task and scale up fucking 200 light grows. They don’t know what they’re doing they treat it like commercial corn harvested early dry it quick package it crispy.

It’s because good Growers Like Us in the underground they aren’t employed in these kind of facilities fake posers who just took up marijuana as a hobby because it became legal who are always scared to death the even touch it or attempt growing it because it was illegal they have no fucking balls they have no passion they have no motivation.

When money is the bottom line and the only goal the product reflects it.

Soon the days well actually I’m already seeing $400 $400 pounds $600 pounds. They look pretty they sure look fucking pretty they take great pictures but when you see him in person they taste like shit in their effects suck. They got no nose no smell nothing.

It’s because they don’t care and they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and that’s the bottom line excuse my language but it’s something I really am driven crazy about

I would love to get into one of these facilities I don’t even want to fucking paid let me work there for a month let me just like I I watched it I can of cribs episode about Serrano’s farms.

A big place in Colorado that holds three different licenses I think it’s one of the largest facilities in the country.

I’m sitting there during this YouTube video with my job to the floor like what in the fuck are they doing 3-day dry and cure? Then package in 1-2 pound mylar bag’s with nitrogen “to insure freshness”

Ends up in the disiensary in a fancy 2.6g jar, fir get this, $66-$79 … 66-80 bones for a cunt hair over a teener

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The whores in government and in the media are 100x worse.