I want to keep a spray bottle in the car to spritz these fuckers like a bad cat/dogā¦ but to many drivers so someone would call the cops thinking it was more than water.
My fav car assault moment was at Davenport and avenue road. A Merc cut off a ford station wagon going from the left lane right across to the right turning lane. The ford pulled up calmly beside the merc and then rolled down his passenger window while slowly uncapping a water bottle while waving at the Merc driverā¦
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY the merc driver ACTUALLY opened his drivers side window to communicate but as soon as the glass dropped fully into his door the ford driver casually took a chug of the water and then in one swift motion hurled it like a throwing axe right into the face of the merc driver!!!
The effect was poeticā¦ the bottle hit him base first and the impact shot the water all out the top of the bottle within his car like a bomb, all at the point of the light turning green in favour of the ford. HE GUNNED IT and the merc paused for a beat and then peeled rubber into the intersection from the turning lane and almost t-boned a car turing right onto the street making him dead stop.
So here I am tearing with laughter as the ford get away and the merc asshole is both soaked and getting yelled at by other drivers as he illegally blocks the throughway and is now totally fucked from his destination point by his hubris and followed up rage
Leaving footprints in the ice and snow is one of the many layers of intimidation I perform to keep the neighbours in check. I do this topless in a sarong just like in the summer so it really fucks with them as many of our new neighbours are from southern India
NEVER! All stores here are āno shoes, no shirt, no serviceā. So I wear shoes and shirt and argue that me being pantless was NEVER ADDRESSED ON THE SIGN AND SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM!
1 - I was riding on the sidewalk and some dude said something like āget off the sidewalk you dickā he happened to say it just as I was about to spit so he got spat on. Iām usually not rude like that, it just happened.
2 - I was riding on the sidewalk, again, and I passed some ladies smoking cigarettes outside a shop. They yelled āriding on the sidewalk is illegalā and I yelled āsmoking shortens your life span.ā Since weāre giving each other good adviceā¦
The last pair of sandals I had was when I was about 5 and they were supplied to me without my input I wear socks when lounging and will just slide on my shoes if I have to go out. I have a pair of slippers with a legit rubber tread on the bottom too if I wanted to go that route. No one needs to see the feet Iāve forced into workboots my whole life.
Now that Iām (mostly) past the initial shock the thoughts that come to mind are as follows. First off they look miserable to keep on, like youād have to stiffen your foot at all times. Secondly theyāre heels without the heel, theyād be man heels but such a thing cannot exist.
I live in a ābeach communityā and one thing Iāve always said is that drunks have an advantage here that isnāt afforded them in other places. Because itās a tourist spot in the summer and a small town in general itās pretty common to see people of all ages on beach cruisers. This creates a buffer zone where if you see a grown ass man riding a beach cruiser you canāt for sure say he got a DUI cause he could just be taking a leisurely ride, whereas you put him anywhere else and heās clearly got no license. Of course this only applies in the summer months.
I was in a busy parking lot once years back and this woman was losing her mind that I got in front of her even though I had the right of way. She was so busy yelling at me that she drove right into and up a curb
I would have been years ago when I did drive an Escort wagon (standard)ā¦ but now Iām in a Yaris RE Hatch since 2005 standard so I can do this but itās moar fun to watch the chaos.
i was hit by a car 2 times while i was riding my bike. i wonder if that has something to do with my development in my head? in case of doubt, it was always the others anyway!
I see lines of cars held up because a cyclist wants to play the āIām a vehicle in the eyes of the lawā game and I think how even children are smart enough to figure out the sidewalk is safer. Here even in the shoulder youāre supposed to ride with traffic which is so asinine it hurts my brain. You can follow that law if youād like but Iād prefer to be able to see the idiot texting while driving start drifting towards me. I will say though that we are on a weed forum so we may be more inclined to see how the law and whatās correct arenāt always the same.
Even cops know the bike laws are not right. Years ago me and my brother got stopped in florida. Cop said we need reflectors, and technically weāre not even supposed to ride on the sidewalk, but to ignore that because heād rather see people on the sidewalk. Then he said he canāt let us ride home without reflectors, but that once he was done with us, he was going āthis wayā, and pointed the opposite direction we were heading. Basically saying to ride em home on the sidewalk once he left.
I was on a bike at rush hour (dangerous enough as is) and a suv started swerving and yelling out the window obviously no mistake about it fucking with the guy on the bike. So I catch them forty five seconds later at a red light. Iām fucking heated. I hock up a fat loogey, from the depths of my lungs.
I spit through their open window, and i saw that loogey spread in the air like a spider web, and covering the driver and the passenger. It was beautiful.
They chased me into a couple parking lots.
I was hopping curbs on my road bike at the childrenās museum and they were laying rubber behind me, it was so fucked up.
They tried to kill me after they almost killed me.
If youāre out there, āplayaā fuck you
Share the road.
Edit. Spoiler alert, I got away and lived to tell the tale.
drivers so someone would call the cops thinking it was more than water.
I wear socks when lounging and will just slide on my shoes if I have to go out. I have a pair of slippers with a legit rubber tread on the bottom too if I wanted to go that route. No one needs to see the feet Iāve forced into workboots my whole life.