I doubt it, he’s not gonna stop saying crazy shit any time soon… 
There’s a reason we all knew exactly who you were talking about; not all that many people I know who really, really want to beat up a giraffe for no apparent reason.
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So Carl is down a few shoes good thing he has clean socks on .
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A bit mutanty eh? I can see a bit of an OGKB influence in them. Some other growers where getting weird runty mutants in the seedlings from this batch but these ones don’t look bad.Hope they perform well for you!
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They are kinda shifty looking creatures…just saying.
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See you’ve misconstrued the whole thing. It’s not about causing them harm, it’s not even about violence. It’s about the glory, you know the glory of punching a giraffe.
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Yea, like, there’s no way you could really do it other than a jumping uppercut, and connecting with one of those would be fucking triumphant regardless of what you’re connecting with
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Like I said, no apparent reason. 
Whatever makes you happy, though…
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No I have this figured out perfectly. I need an SUV with a sunroof or a truck with a bed I can stand in. I will then present the magnificent beast with some foliage. Once the stretchy horse has taken a few bites and I have gained their trust I swing like Tyson. My driver will be instructed to punch it immediately in an attempt to evade retaliation.
Spoken like a man who has never tasted glory 
Maybe a glory hole though…
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God damn right!
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More that I don’t exactly think it would be glorious, just silly… doing it with a jumping uppercut might at least be glory-adjacent, but using advanced technology, plus then tricking the giraffe into trusting you and betraying it? That’s definitely not glory. Besides, we all know true glory is achieved by mocking people on the internet about their sexuality, which is why I bow before the master.
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This move but a 
Glory
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This guy glories!
So you’re saying it would be more glorious to mock the giraffe’s sexuality? It just doesn’t pack the same… punch…
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I’m saying it would be more glorious than tricking a giraffe into letting you feed it, then sucker-punching it and letting your driver take the fall. That’s slimy, not glory. Plus, mockery about its sexuality is a lot more in your wheelhouse…
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I kinda picture luring it down with a big bag of greasy popcorn and when he’s swirling that dirty black tongue around in the popcorn, that’s when you make your move!
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I think we can all at least agree that these giraffes have it coming…for some reason. Haha 
Although @Slick1 is right to have an exit strategy planned, if you’ve ever seen em fight they swing their heads like baseball bats at each other. Funny on TV, but I bet it’d fuck your up in real life
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Alright it’d probably be funny in person too, for like a second
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Ok so what if I managed to put one of those leather x things with the metal ring in the center of the chest on it or some chaps? Is that something you’d pay $19.99 for a video of?
Do they like popcorn? The food choice isn’t set in stone, but the punching it non negotiable 
I’m prepared and fully expecting to shatter my hand on it’s big dumb skull, even with the knowledge that I’ll likely barely hurt the thing. I feel like this is enough penance to pay personally. Definitely don’t need the head coming at me or a rear kick to the face!
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Uh… wow. Just wow. Now you’re making BDSM pornos with the giraffe? Well, if you’re gonna do something, I guess you may as well do it right… but no, I wouldn’t pay for it. Paying for porn? What the hell is this, 1992? Actually, even in 1992, there was already porn on the internet…
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There’s just no pleasing some people 
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