Doc D Chocolate Blitz; Freeborn Yesca x Jaro f3; Relic/Professor P/Dynasty Grapefruit f3; and (1) Bodhi Hasplant D

[minitiger]

@HorseBadorites

How are they lookin’ trichwise?

I dunno. I actually busted out the loupe today, even though that thing has proven to be completely useless over the years, and took a look at one of the plant’s flowers for a second. I couldn’t see anything. I mostly just go by, like, what will these look like once they’re dried and ready to be trimmed and jarred? I kinda wait to chop until they look like how I want them to look when I’m actually breaking them up and blazing them.

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@HolyAngel

that hashplant D !

I feel like that one still has some “chunkiness” to do, so I’m probably gonna wait on her. I’m really not sure about the others, though.

@HorseBadorites

but it’s so hard to tell without a tent shot, lol!

Haha, yeah, I’m done with those… If I remember to do that when I have the camera in the grow room, I’ll take a couple. If I don’t, though, I’m not taking any.

@HolyAngel

I’d probably try and go to 70 on them

For sure. I have no problem going ten/eleven/twelve weeks or however long. The only thing I’m concerned about is waiting too long and having this weed smoke a little “heavy,” just because almost fucking EVERYthing from the last grow smokes so heavy. I really, really need some of the stuff from this round to be something that I can smoke a little earlier than right before I get in bed haha…

[supershitfuck]

@minitiger

Farm-to-glass cocktails? Conversation-starters? What the fuck is a “farm-to-glass cocktail”? Did they just truck the juniper berries over from the farm and immediately muddle them for your gin and tonic or something?

dude they’re using words that are known to trigger happy money spending feelings in the brain, they wrote the shit with a keyword bank, i do the same when writing amazon product description, it’s computer generated lol don’t get mad

oh yeah i found you on instagram, good algorithm, kinda like the one who wrote that article lol, my username is la_touffe or something

the hashplant d and grapefruits looks done but not the chocolate or the yescaro (yes, yescaro)

[minitiger]

@supershitfuck

it’s computer generated lol don’t get mad

Don’t get mad? Don’t get mad about people using AI to write shit because they’re too stupid or too lazy (or both) to write interesting and creative things themselves? Haha… I don’t think so. At least proof-read it so you can clean up idiotic phrases like “ingredient-forward food.”

If that’s the best AI can come up with, the writers need to get paid ASAP.

@supershitfuck

the hashplant d and grapefruits looks done but not the chocolate or the yescaro (yes, yescaro)

I’m not chopping the Hashplant D for maybe another week; she put on a LOT of frost overnight, it was very noticeable when I watered this morning, so I wanna wait on her. The non-freaky Grapefruit and the tall Yesca x Jaro (Yescaro? WTF? Haha) are coming down in the next couple days, probably Monday. That Yesca x Jaro especially just looks so done to me.

I’m not sure about the Chocolate Blitz. It’s probably coming down some time before Friday at the latest. It really wouldn’t be out of the realm for me to just decide to chop everything tomorrow haha, even though I’m not planning on it right now.

[supershitfuck]

@minitiger

It really wouldn’t be out of the realm for me to just decide to chop everything tomorrow haha, even though I’m not planning on it right now.

i think i might do that tomorrow as well!

@minitiger

Don’t get mad? Don’t get mad about people using AI to write shit because they’re too stupid or too lazy (or both) to write interesting and creative things themselves? Haha… I don’t think so.

yeah exactly, don’t get mad

my hashplant 4 just finally started to smell, they were 0 smell the whole time, not that chem d and chem 4 seem to be related, if i understand this right, but the dad is, anyways, those should be awesome it’d be cool to smoke test/compare 'em

[minitiger]

@supershitfuck

not that chem d and chem 4 seem to be related,

Of course they’re related.

My Hashplant D is actually less stinky than she was like three or four weeks ago, but, like I said, she got really frosty overnight, pretty sure it’s because the nights have been cooler the past few days (thanks, Hurricane Hillary! Love those hurricanes! Haha). Maybe that little bit of fulvic I watered with a couple days ago had something to do with it, too. I dunno.

I don’t really care if she smells super-bomb or whatever; I just want her to smoke super-bomb haha.

@supershitfuck

it’d be cool to smoke test/compare 'em

I’ll get out your way soon enough and bring some nugs.

[supershitfuck]

@minitiger

My Hashplant D is actually less stinky than she was like three or four weeks ago

i have that happen a lot, when a plant smells good early on i’m always like pleassee stick around smell

@minitiger

I just want her to smoke super-bomb haha.

it should, i like the ghash crosses they always seem to have good thick relaxing smoke, except the dragonsblood hashplant that one i didn’t like

@minitiger

I’ll get out your way soon enough and bring some nugs.

nice

[Varuna]

@supershitfuck

@minitiger

My Hashplant D is actually less stinky than she was like three or four weeks ago

i have that happen a lot, when a plant smells good early on i’m always like pleassee stick around smell

Me too what the fuck, it keeps eluding me, yall stoners got any theories? LED issue hummm?

[supershitfuck]

@Varuna

got any theories? LED issue hummm?

thats one, i mean does that not happen outside? some plants are loud until day 55 or something and finish bland but also, some bland then finish tasty and loud, its a thing for sure

[minitiger]

@Varuna

LED issue hummm?

I don’t think so. I’m not too sure what the light would have to do with a plant not being stinky, anyway. I think it’s just the genetics. I’ve blazed plenty of Chemdawg (or Chemdog, however we’re spelling it these days) and although it always smelled really good, I don’t recall ever thinking it was super-loud. It was definitely always something that I needed to break up and get my nose into to really appreciate the aroma.

Couple that with the 88G13HP male and it’s not surprising to me that the Hashplant D isn’t especially smelly. It would be nice if it was, but I’m not disappointed or anything haha.

[minitiger]

I decided to chop the #3 Yesca x Jaro (the super-tall one) and the #3 Grapefruit f3 (the normal-looking one) today, flower day 65. I know I just posted some pics a few days ago, but it felt weird not taking any on the day I chop, so…

Yesca x Jaro #3 pre-stake removal:

And post-stake removal:

Haha!

I got a lot of good closeups of her this morning, too.

She smells really good and pretty loud, too. I really hope that that early sample I blazed a few times was just some kind of weird, uh… I dunno, some kind of weird thing haha, because if she smokes even just half as lazy as that early sample does, she’ll be some excellent weed.

And here’s the Grapefruit f3 #3:

I don’t think she liked that fulvic I watered with last week; you can kind of see it in those pics, but it’s much more obvious in person that certain sections of her look a little fried and crispy. It’s kinda weird, actually, because one top really looks crispy, but the other tops don’t. The crispiness seems kind of random. I dunno what that’s about, just something I noticed.

Anyway, yeah, so those two got chopped today, down to four now. I’ll probably chop two more on Wednesday and the last two on Friday, just to kinda stagger everything. I’m not sure which ones will be getting chopped when, though haha.

[syzygy]

Awesome shots. Really like the 4th one down and the one with (roxy?) in the back. The natural side lighting on a lot of those looks really nice as well. Have you thought at all about what’s up next after the rest come down?

[minitiger]

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna plant some of Bodhi’s Zap, like 99% sure. And probably some of HolyAngel’s NL5Haze/Sensi Star, although I may plant his Cheese Haze cross, I’m not sure yet.

Two of those three are definitely getting planted, but I’m not sure about the rest. Maybe something from Doc D or maybe another Bodhi thing (Triple Goddess?). I’ve got a ton of seeds, probably oughta start going through the list pretty soon. I usually start a new grow every September 1, but my girl really wants to go on a little three-day trip somewhere ASAP, so I’m not sure when exactly I’m gonna plant some new stuff. It’ll be the day we get back from wherever it is we go, though haha. I just don’t wanna be gone for a few days right after I’ve planted some seeds.

[Sunvalley]

Cheese x Haze sounds up my alley. We have a couple of really good cheese cuts over here. Someone brought a cut over from the UK in the early 2000s and a couple other cuts going around here are really hard to beat… that said there’s also a load of shit cheese going around … One of my favourite strains to smoke though when it’s a good one. Got a couple packs of KillerSkunk on the way from Ugorg as well as the UGORG#1 bx1 and few others but yeah … cheese haze would be my pick cos I loves the skunk to anything really

[ElGalloBlanco]

Congrats on the harvest! I can almost smell that Yesca x Jaro from here! How’s the aroma on the Grapefruit? Do you dry in your extra tent or another room in your house?

@minitiger

Cheese Haze cross

Holy made a Cheese/Haze cross? That sounds pretty interesting!

[HolyAngel]

@ElGalloBlanco

Holy made a Cheese/Haze cross? That sounds pretty interesting!

Yeah the packs went out through Sebring a couple years back. Labelled as
‘Franco’s Lemon Cheese BX1’ but they really should have been named
‘Lemon Cheese Haze’
It’s (Super Lemon Haze x Exodus Cheese) x C5SensiStar F3 #1
So you can see it’s not really a FLC backcross, its more like an extended nl5haze backcross through the Super Lemon Haze in the FLC that I hit with my C5/SensiStar male(RIP ). Taking the haze leaning male to it brought out a bunch of old Haze and NL5Haze pheno’s but with added lemon and cheese or cheesecake flavors. One of my most favorite plants in the last 5 years came from a pack of those I ran out.

Sadly she never made the reveg. The line also produces some beasts

That one was 12/12 from seed and almost 5ft. The rest topped out around 2ft tall 12/12 from seed.
@oleskool830 ran quite a few out in that old shed of his

[ElGalloBlanco]

@HolyAngel

It’s (Super Lemon Haze x Exodus Cheese) x C5SensiStar F3 #1

So it’s even better than what I had imagined, haha! Those plants look amazing and I am sure minitiger will do them justice if he pops a few.

[minitiger]

@Sunvalley

that said there’s also a load of shit cheese going around

Yeah, if it was just some random Cheese hybrid, I wouldn’t be considering planting any. I wouldn’t even buy those seeds haha, but since Holy made it and I saw his plants and heard how it smoked and all, I took him up on his offer to send me some. It sounds good to me!

@ElGalloBlanco

How’s the aroma on the Grapefruit?

Eh… Kinda lacking. I think I probably shoulda chopped her a little earlier than I did, but we’ll see.

@ElGalloBlanco

Do you dry in your extra tent or another room in your house?

Usually I dry in the shower in the bathroom that’s in the grow room; that’s where those two plants are hanging now. I can really only fit four at a time max in there, so I probably will end up using the 3x3 this time, too, or maybe the 5x5, especially if I end up chopping everything tomorrow, instead of just two of the remaining four plants.

I’m kind of over this grow, ready for it to be done. And really, how much of a difference is another two days gonna make?

@HolyAngel

added lemon and cheese or cheesecake flavors.

I remember you saying that, sounded pretty delicious haha. I’m still on the fence about whether I’m gonna plant that one or the NL5Haze x Sensi Star, though. I’ve been leaning towards the NL5Haze cross ever since I started considering what I was gonna plant next, months ago haha, but now I’m not so sure… It’ll probably be whichever pack I find in the fridge first haha, although I know both of those packs are in the same bag.

Shit… haha.

[minitiger]

I chopped the #5 Yesca x Jaro and the #2 Chocolate Blitz yesterday, flower day 67.

Yesca x Jaro #5:

I dunno how I forgot to take the stakes out before I took the “whole plant shot.” I wish I would’ve remembered to, though, because she did not flop at all, nothing like the #3 plant. I mean, there were a few floppers down near the bottom, but that happens all the time with a lot of stuff.

Here are some closeups:

The difference in both plant and flower morphology between the #3 and the #5 is pretty striking. The flowers on the #3 had very red, kind of “wiry” pistils that really stuck out. They weren’t “hairy” or anything (or I dunno, maybe they were haha), but they looked wayyyyy different than the pistils on the #5 plant. The #3’s flowers actually made me think of the ridiculous descriptions of Fire OG on, like, leafly and some of those other idiotic sites, where they said that Fire OG was named that because of the the “fire-red pistils” or whatever.

Anyway, here’s the #2 Chocolate Blitz pre- and post-stake removal:

Just a little floppy… haha.

So we’re down to just the Hashplant D and that freak Grapefruit f3, I’m gonna chop them both tomorrow morning.

Also, I trimmed and jarred that one Chocolate Trip-leaning Chocolate Blitz two days ago. There were a LOT of nanners on her, much more than I noticed while she was growing. I thought I was examining her pretty thoroughly, looked all over every time I watered and pretty much found the nanners only in the tops, but there were a decent amount on the lowers, too, that I didn’t notice until trimming. Which means that I also found some seeds. Only about a dozen so far, but I’m sure I’m gonna find a lot more once I start breaking up nugs and smoking her.

I also had to toss the two biggest colas because I found mold on them, which is a first for me, never gotten mold while drying, but that was totally my fault. During and for a few days after that storm we had last week (was that last week?), the humidity levels got reallllllyyyy high in the drying area, up into the low 70’s. I really couldn’t do anything about it, so… Yeah, when I started taking apart the two biggest colas, I found mold all on the inside, like on the stems and flowers. Bummer. I probably tossed a good half-ounce.

I will say that the tops of that one Chocolate Blitz are really, really tight, dense, rock-hard, however you wanna describe them. Maybe “airier” flowers would’ve made it through those four or five days of crazy-high humidity, but I’m not surprised that they got moldy.

So basically, I fucking hate that one Chocolate Blitz plant haha!

Anyway…

[TopShelfTrees1]

Nice work bro, everything looks great ! That hashplant D and obviously the yesca-jaro are high up on my list and now will certainly remain there. (Still gotta find a few HpD beans though) Looking forward to seeing what you drop next .

[minitiger]

@TopShelfTrees1

Still gotta find a few HpD beans though

I don’t understand. You don’t have seeds of that one yet, but they’re high on your list? They can’t be high on your list unless you have them on your list! Haha.

Just fucking around. Are you having trouble finding those seeds, though? I thought there were plenty of those available, didn’t think that that was one everybody was clamoring for and sold out in two seconds or whatever. I mean, I haven’t really looked at any seed bank sites in a while, but yeah, I thought those were still readily available. I bought mine like three years ago, but they’d already been out for at least a few years at that point. I think?