I’m not a heavyweight compared to some friends I have by any means. But one time I just recklessly threw a bunch of bud in a crock pot with some butter and coconut oil. Then my wife made some cookies from it. We each ate one, and after about 45mins got impatient and ate a 2nd one. It messed me up something fierce… when I go overboard on edibles, it throws my equilibrium off like seasickness. Edibles on Sunday, high till almost Wednesday.
Later, I gave them to my brother and his wife to take on a trip (with a strong word of caution). He told me that they were eating about 1/8th of a cookie each and getting a pretty good buzz on. Whoops.
And while you’re there, be sure to have some munchies, some drinks and some Pink Floyd. I was thinking “Animals” , followed by “Dark Side of the Moon” .
I made my own gummies once there’s still some in the freezer . Carbolized bubble about 8 grams a box of lime cool aid gelatin and a leaf mold . A half was just right a whole one was a little intense two or more for hard core stoners . I think I mixed a little RSO in while cooking a gram or so lol just to darken the mix .
As long as everyone knew what was occurring, that is. I’d never condone mixing cannabis into food without everyone’s knowledge…even if they could all stand to loosen up a bit.
Most I’ve taken on purpose is 500mg. A friend was staying at my place for a harvest and asked if I’ve ever had a full 1000mg of oil since that a day is what it took to heal a friend of ours over 3 months. So yeah I said ok… let me do half. Man it was bad… 500mg on a harvest morning is not good. I was leopard crawling through the rows… spying over into the nighbours, convinced they were talking about the smell… things just got too hectic. Never again unless I need to.
Now worse than that was when I stupidly was trying to get a plunger back in a syringe full of oil and thought it would be a good idea to suck back on it a bit and make space for the plunger to push the pilot back down. Well my dumb ass managed to suck about 5ml of oil into my mouth and couldnt spit it out. It stuck to everything in my mouth hahaha my teeth, gums, tongue, pallet and lips were covered. Well yeah I got fucked up. Was sweating like crazy… was trying to get home but had no idea where I was… on a route i drove almost daily… lol. I just didn’t recognize anything then would forget where i was going. It lasted about 8 ours till I slept and woke up 12 hours later
I dont fucks with edibles no more hahaha
This was a fun thread LOL
Cracked up laughing at all of them
About 9 years ago my friend gave me a pot brownie. I’m a super light weight. But I didn’t think anything of it and ate it,
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A couple hours later I went to pick up my girlfriend in the truck and brought her to the tanning Salon. Usually a 8-9 minute session.
I guess I forgot about the brownie and thought nothing of it
Well I was sitting in the parking lot in My truck, and I guess the brownie hit me hard. I thought I was out there for a half hour , panicking I thought something happened to her in the tanning bed like she got hurt or passed out, so I ran in to the salon lookin for her . Ahaha it had only been 7-8 minutes.
She had no idea about pot brownies and I told her She must of thought I was a weirdo. lol
We left and I couldn’t drive at all. I felt like I was zooming on mushrooms. Felt like an airplane kept going past my head literally and all I could hear was ZOOM ZOOM LOL and I was freaking out she callee my buddy to find out what he gave Me .
I went to drop her off and she said She couldn’t leave me alone like that. She decided to come stay at my house, we had to park and walk the rest off the way to my house! Lol
She took me home and ordered Chinese food and took care of me and we had only really known each other for a month. I cant imagine anyone wanting to take Care of me like that and must of thought I was a nut job,
That then I realized she was a special person and that’s why we are still together 9 years later.
Buddy & I had NO clue how to make edibles…
BUT, we had a 1/4 pound of green kief / shake. So…
We made two bundt cakes - and added 2oz of product to each.
We each had a piece of chocolate / green cake that crunched; loaded up our boards and went surfing.
Brrroooooooooooooo, I’m soooo hiiiiigh.
Had a great time.
THEN.
Came home and found my buddies girlfriend on the couch watching a Japanese golf tournament (she doesn’t speak Japanese…
We looked and found that she’d had — a few — pieces.
We learned to label that day. Fortunately his girl rolled with the edibles - but we actually got stuck finishing the golf show, she was into it!
I don’t know the answer. I think my butter is strong. I know it is. Sometimes one bite and that’s all you need. I make cookies. One kind. Oatmeal raisin. I do like other stuff. It’s cheap simple and it’s mine. Lol I don’t trust stuff right now. My friend did give me some enables. To sweet. I’m not a big sugar person. Only on weed.
I hate moments like that. Especially when you clean out. Man I get a little feeling. Lol. I have a high tolerance right now. I would not like to see it come to a end. With out it I would lose my mind. Weed keeps the boogie man away at night in my dreams. Be on 21 pills a day or more. If I didn’t have it.
https://www.cannadish.net/cannabis-oatmeal-cookies/ It’s not hot. The butter is the trick. I was trying to find the way I do it in a video. Main thing is get your product up to temp. Either in oven or in water on the stove. In bags or a jar. This is the mistake that happens to a lot of cooking. When you add weed to butter to water. If this is to hot. It will fry your weed. Just like smoking it.
Yeah, my methods are a bit more refined these days I start by making dry ice kief. Much easier / cleaner product.
the good kief gets pressed into almost full melt temple balls
the “green kief” gets made into butter at 10 - 15 grams / pound of butter. (titrated to desired potency)
(water method, excess salt / plant material sink into the water)
The butter is tuned to be effective at 1/4 tsp.
THEN
Add to food according to dosage.
I put it on ANYTHING, pancakes, steaks, sandwiches - even eat it neat when testing for potency
(tough job! ).
I was 16 or 17 in the above “green cake” event - 1980-something - no internet, high risk, young-man — Just try it!! I seemed to operate in a “ready, fire, aim” mode back then
, followed by “Dark Side of the Moon” 
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results using 1/2 regular butter 1/2 cannabutter. 
