I’m gonna take a nap so I’m fully rested to do insane irrational battle with these fools should the need arise.
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They’ll be there 9 minutes into your nap lol
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Knock one time hard as hell and wake you up 
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@Indicana_Jones Inquiring minds want to know, how did it go down.
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Hah. My wife let me nap for almost 2 hours. I think she saw the scene that was coming and didn’t wake me up til the package hit the steps
Mhmm. Lucky I was a nappin!
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So they were there like 30 minutes into your nap lol. I got pretty damn close lol
Also Indy look at my dinner. I hope it inspires you to try it. My version of a Cuban sangwich
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But a cuban right now doesn’t sound bad!
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Yeah lemme see you slice that razor thin 
That looks good too 
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Here’s a pro tip I learned from a friend who read the boxes of shit.
Freeze your pop tarts lol
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How else would you know it’s got 27% of your daily riboflavin requirements?
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From you @Foreigner
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I do have a three year degree in riboflavin identification.
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Exactly 12%
You’re not dealing with an amateur here.
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I feel like that’s a rookie number and we need to bump that up a little
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Are you questioning my fictional degree? I am fictionally very angry.
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I’m questioning everything.
I’m tasting the rainbow.
I’m Billy Mays and I’m bringing you oxyclean to brighten up your load
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My loads are whiter than white.
True story: I’m a certified life coach.
Not a word of a lie.
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Good job sport!
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