I don’t think shit like that exists anymore. I got these bags at a store that hasn’t existed in a long time. ohhh my. Thus my hunt for new equipment! I think this setup has had it’s run…
I mean yeah, yer hash is alright I guess but y’know @JoeCrowe if you really want to make that hot fire next level shit I’ve got just the thing for you!
You see its this amazing crystal that I’ve spent days praying over and filling with my intention! You simply place this incredible, empowering crystal in the water while making your hash and it is 100% guaranteed to align your hash making with my highest hash intentions! Wow, just like magic! And it really works too, 100% guaranteed intentional alignment, bruh!
To be clear of course, the intentions I filled the crystal with was my intention to sell you an expensive rock to put in your hash, and to become empowered by your money. Also, I do honestly hope your hash is good!
So buy my crystal, guaranteed intentional alignment 100%!
Oh, I’ve also got some lovely 100% organic material I picked up near some chickens or something. I’m sure its teeming with all sorts of life and bacteria and spores and all that. I heard your weed keeps mysteriously turning to smoke because you store it in a sterile condition, well I promise if you toss some of this… organic… uhmm… material on it will definitely stop turning into smoke!!
What can I say, I’m just harmonically attuned to your galaktik need to hear these divine blessings of true scyence Bro! 
I see you carefully avoided WHY…
As some of us know, your energized crystal changes the H2O bond angle from 104.45 degrees to a perfect 109 degrees… which also is a special prime number!
This is a special prime number because it is the 29th prime number - which is another prime!! 2+9 = 11 yet another prime!!! AND the highest setting on the Spinal Tap’s amplifiers… coincidence? I think not. 
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
G
Now I’ve got the theme from The X Files in my head! The whistling!
Sorry for the brain worm… 
Cheers
G
Yeah well growing up in Vancouver during the prime run of the x-files, not only do I constantly get the song stuck in my head, several of the aliens and monsters live in my neighborhood. The diplomat who gets infected with the black oil lives right up the street! One of the shapeshifting aliens got neck stabbed and melted into a pile of goo in one of my best friends living rooms, soooooooo cool!
I grew up a total nerd for that show, and I remain so. There’s definitely some home town love going on for it. 
The world needs more Scully and less Mulder.
lol didn’t skully have an alien baby???
ohh my…ahem. OK! I think I have rounded up a complete answer for Gpaw about the color of the hash! And here’s the rundown:
It all has to do with the drying method. Other processes afterwards can change the color somewhat.
How do I keep my hash white, like it just came out of the bag? <- try to limit exposure to >0C temps.
This is a bit tricky. Make the hash - then freeze dry it when it’s white. It stays that way. Never let the temperature go above 0C transport it frozen until just needed!
Now… If you are going to dry it with a bit of heat, there has to be very minimal exposure DURING THE DRYING TIME! This is the tricky part. Ensure it drys in the heat very quickly, but don’t expose to too much heat. This means you have to take a piece of hash like the massive 35 grammer and make very small pieces when it’s fresh and white out of the bag and dry it quick as possible like 15-20min. Now, this will never come out white as freeze dried, never thawed - but it’s close. I got pics this study on the color change is happening. I preyed on human minds as well.
Oh yes well the series had all kinds of issues with it, the alien baby thing being very much one of them. Ultimately, Chris Carter, like George Lucas, needs to have his creation taken away from him by Fan Protective Services. Everything after the show left Vancouver is downhill and the two reboot seasons are mostly awful.
The more Scully, less Mulder thing is about perspective though.
Mulder seeks truth with his emotions and fucks everything up along the way as a result. Scully seeks truth with science and saves their asses constantly as a result.
Mulder is like QAnon, whereas Scully is The Lancet.
Derrrr, did someone say lance Qanon like a pustule?
here’s some freeze dried hash photos.
oh yah, I’ll also get a sample of dried older hash from the shelf so we can see the color difference under the microscope. more data!!! yay!
ok I’m pretty sure you can see the difference between the color of the same hash, except freeze dried and today’s sample, which I scraped off a hash chunk over a month old I have been ripping almost every day.
Hey Joe,
which bags would you buy next ?
seems even the ‘original guy’ has a 2nd tier offering
so this Freeze dry stuff- use one of those Harvest Right dryers; correct ?
heh heh don’t worry I’m still looking around for new bags. I also have to hit town and see what is in the shops, because I’d really like to get a look at them as well. I will get a micron set with the trash filters, I am really interested in seeing how many different components I can extract in the process.
As for freeze drying… I actually went and studied how the process works and different ways to achieve it. What I use, is just an ordinary freezer with a thin layer of hash, which can freeze dry quickly at -18C. Yah, everyone is using harvest right, even at the contest/show. But if you check the physical process to freeze dry things… THERMODYNAMICS TIME BABY! You can do it with dry ice, or your freezer as well, you don’t need fancy equipment. Just patience 
The basis is the single sentence in there, if you need more info I can get down and dirty with how I do it.
ok here’s the remains of the winning entry dissolved in alcohol. I even took a photo of the cotton fiber so you can see it without the phase shift.
isn’t it interesting how under phase contrast everything was like ghostly you could see right through it and see details unavailable to conventional imaging. I LOVE IT!
ooo in darkfield you can see his freeze dried hash isn’t quite as clear… strange!
woah…that observation just blew my mind! 
That was part of the thing I really loved this time around. They brought their A game to the party lol I underestimated them huge I was ready for the turd hash like last year. Oh I learned my lesson alright. Motherfuckers are rolling in with rosin and micron hash that’s been freeze dried!
Please 
how long does it take?
I can usually hot knife it within 24 hours. Sometimes I give it a week… depends on how hungry for freeze dried hash I am.
