Cue crowd applause.
Cue lights.
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Announcer emerges from backstage through a dark mist. A single spotlight illuminates the stage. He arrives at the mic stand and motions to the crowd to quiet down. Silence fills the arena. He waits a few beats before he speaks.
“The battle is heating up in the Northern Roof Top Garden Arena! It’s North vs The Shitty Asshole Trash Panda’s (crowd erupts with cheers)…
The trash pandas have been coming at North’s precious rooftop garden with bountiful piles of shit on the daily! Ohhh that’s gotta hurt, North!! (Crowd erupts with laughter).
North’s not going to take this laying down though… He’s a man with a plan! (Crowd cheers!)
He quickly concocts a TPJ (trash panda juice). Which is a mixture of cayenne pepper, hot chilli flakes and hot pepper sauce, boiled then cooled and left to infuse over night. (The crowd ohhh’s and awwwe’s)
The next day, North goes on a spraying bender! (Stage lights fade to red) He’s a an absolute MAD MAN with the spray nozzle, covering ever inch at the bottom of the garden. He laughs like a deranged lunatic as he layers the floor of the garden in hot pepper juice! He’s lost it folks!!! (A collective GASP comes over the crowd)
The following day, there is no fresh trash panda shit in any of his pots! SUCCESS!! (Crowd erupts in cheers and applause)
The trash pandas continually torment North on the daily though. They are shitting everywhere except in his plants! Although semi acceptable, North is not a happy camper. (“Awwweeeeee” from the crowd)
This fight isn’t over!
North swears vengeance!!!”
(Standing ovation from crowd)
Fade out.
End scene.
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Hahaha
Guise… I didn’t get killed by any bald face hornets… YET! You still have to put up with my updates.
Fkn trash pandas are killin me over here. I’ve been cleaning up their shit on the daily but then I just stopped and then they stopped pooping. So now my garden has piles of trash panda shit everywhere but at least there’s no new stuff.
The photos have started their stretch. Getting really tall now, like maybe 6.5 feet or so.
Got a few deficiencies popping up. Especially in the SD x SS plant. I believe this is a combination of nitrogen, calcium, potassium, magnesium and phosphorus. Quite possibly also some micro nutrients as well.
I’ve been hitting them with foliar of a mixed bag of water soluble nutes for these ailments so hopefully that will slow it down. SD x SS is a hungry mofo!
Crème de la Chem is also showing a deficiency, which is a bit weird bc that soil is fresh. These leaves at the top of the plant are beginning to yellow. I know that a lack of nitrogen shows from the bottom up, but which one is it again that shows from the top down? Otherwise this is one sturdy plant!! Main stalk is THICC and the buds are forming up something fierce. Smells absolutely DANK too so far. I swear it like stings my eyes. So excited for this one.
I also chopped my Zkittlez auto this wk. I would’ve probably let her go a little longer but I needed the soil in the pot for the next round of autos. He trichomes were cloudy, with no signs of any brown but hell… she’ll be potent. Typically I like to chop with about 20% brown and mostly all cloudy but she’ll be fun to smoke. Here it is at chop.
I’ll be growing a Seedsman Strawberry Cheese Cake (Strawberry Banana auto x Cheese auto) and a G13 Labs Sunset Vibes ((GSC x Pink Panties) x Ruderalis) for my next round of autos. These were basically just freebie seeds but I just enjoy how easy autos are and the fact that you can sneak in a few harvests throughout the season. Plus, let’s just see what they turn into!
Wedding Cheese Cake and Mango Smile are still going strong. WCC is an absolute stellar beauty! I fregging love this plant. If she’s half as fun to smoke as she smells and looks then I’m in for a real treat. She’s been a pleasure to watch.
Also went out one morning to find this snapped branch on the Snow G. It’s a huge branch! So I patched her up. That’s the second one like that to just snap. That’s probably like 2-3 zips!
Spending a lot of time cleaning up the bottoms and inner portions of the plant. Learned my lesson last year that this is very important for later in the season. Hence all the leaves and branching all over the ground out there.
Other than that nothing too crazy to report. Star pupil and Snow G have a really similar structure. The Lemon Afghani is coming along nicely also.
The goji’s are getting real tall too!
That’s it for now! Until next time 🤌🏻
battle! Last time I battled I needed to switch up the attack every 3 days because of how smart the raccoons around here are after breeding for generations in a city environment.
