Dude those are as thick as most people’s stems 
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Outmothjerfuckingstanding, my friend 
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Hell, lol take a peek at the damn stalk base in the top of that pic!
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WOW. what a tree you have there!
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I’m jealous. Also, very impressed. Great job and can’t wait to see these all bulk up!
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That’s a mini bic!
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agreed @OGBohab that is just a tiny bic lighter. don’t go trying to fool us, lol. @Oldtimerunderground
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You guys are right, it is a mini bic. The worst part of it all is I manipulated that photo 
I am so sorry for trying to deceive you all.
Here is the original.
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Mate it’s fare to say you’ve got the best looking outdoor tress on OG… it’s rare that I quote the bible unless of course it’s Genisis 1:29 but this psalm is obviously about your trunks(they ain’t no stalks or stems!)
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me”.
I hope you find comfort in your rod and staff too
Whatever the fuck that means 
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@FattyRoots Thank you brother 🥲
They really are trunks now, ain’t no pullin these babies out the ground . I truly do find comfort in my ‘rods’. Just went out into the darkness with some rope to measure the circumference of one of them at the base. The Bubba x Gelato is 9 and 3/4 inches around! Damn she’s a big one! Glad I was able to net that monster of a plant. These giants are straight up defying the laws of physics man. How big are they gonna grow???!?!? 
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lol Yep, I spotted that base in the top of the pic, from across the room!
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Took me a minute to see that was a lighter.
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That thing is almost as thick as my… well nevermind. That thing’s thick!
Girthquake, they call it it Girthquake
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Right forearm muscle? 
@Oldtimerunderground : Make CannaSAPS! Or CannaClubs!
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No, nothing is as thick as my forearm muscle I’ve always had Popeye forearms as long as I can remember.
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
Slick one @Slick1 , adding to my masterbation joke by MASTERING it.
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If we don’t aid comedy it dies!
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EVERYTHING IS FUNNY OR NUTTIN’S FUNNY!
“Hey sir, you just fell down a well… are you okay?” <— FUNNY.
“Knock knock? Who’s there? Punch to the face. Punch to the face who? (opens door) (*gets punched in the face)” <— Funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To face the inevitability of it’s own mortality. <— FUNNY!
What’s the difference between an orange? WRONG!, a moose, because icecream has no bones. ← Funny!
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I get DARK irl too. Shit I couldn’t post online because if someone doesn’t know me and my humor I would sound like a sociopath. Some of the best jokes are the ones you feel uncomfortable laughing at but it’s so undeniably funny you can’t help but laugh.
I actually have an example that would be tame through today’s lens because time has passed and everyone has made jokes about 9/11 now. I thought of this like a month or two after 9/11 and no one was joking about it yet, I wouldn’t have even have aimed to joke about it yet. Add to that the fact that being in Jersey everyone knows someone who commutes to and works in NYC. We had a customer who lost her husband in the towers. Like I said, even I wouldn’t have aimed to make a 9/11 joke that early.
We were sitting in the work truck one day between jobs and had been thinking of funny names for sex positions like the Trojan Handstand and a Guatemalan Dumpster Punch and it just came to me. I laughed my ass off and my buddy was like what you got? I was like man I don’t know it’s bad, laughed, felt bad, laughed, felt bad. I was like ok it’s called a Flight 93 and right away he was like “oh no what is it?”. I said it’s when you take her down hard in a field. He had the same reaction I did - laugh hysterically, oh my God that’s bad, laugh more, feel bad, laugh, feel bad. Every single person we told it to had the same reaction too.
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