Do you honestly think I haven’t already tried that?
BTW, if you are going to do that I advise you to do whatever carving you’re planning on doing to the thick stem, but be careful, because it’s even softer than balsa wood; then coat the whole thing in very thin epoxy resin (you want it to soak in really well). Cannabis stems are so porous when dried that they shatter if any weight is applied to them, hence you need multiple coats of resin to really sink in.
I actually use whatever is big enough and available to hold the amount of pollen I’ve collected. Then I add the desiccant beads right in with the pollen, because it doesn’t harm the pollen and it assures that it stays at a maximum dryness. I use a cheap paint brush to hit flowers with, so the beads get left behind!