“…_some day…pluckyduckymcLucky, you can eat your siblings Wormalurm & Funkbug…”
Your pet Squirrel is 'YUUUGE, man!
is that a Birch?..
It is indeed an old birch tree. To be fair my cat belongs in a tree…he’s nuts
You REALLY went out on a limb for him, didn’t you? LOL
black rock cross I think
little shit machines though
Hahahaha thanks… And the little guys name is Bugzy my bug eyed Boston Bean town buddy. Little guys full of attitude! He’s definitely a riot. 
Manny is one of the boys , when he’s awake,9 year old pit bull living the life, thank you.
“Easter eggers” or “Ameraucana” are what you want for a backyard chicken… They lay green or blue eggs
I’ve enjoyed this breed but they are a bit too timid for my preference. For entertaining the kid I’d suggest Bantam Silkies. They’re VERY pet-like, adorable, make smaller shits/eggs/feed-bills.
Cochin is another fun one for “personality”.
https://www.chickensforbackyards.com/images/14855303767871886790239.jpeg
We had Polish crested bantams at one time, crazy roosters lol, el poyo loco, and we had arcana crosses that laid blue/green eggs, my late wife really enjoyed raising poultry.