The Canadian Contingent (Part 2)

I’ve been wondering why my allergies have been going off.

Turns out I’m allergic to Alberta.

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Same prob for the missus here… she’s inside today and masking when going into the yard.

It doesn’t help that it’s gonna be 26c (feeling like 28c)… that and I did pollen collecting indoors last night…

she was asking when she got home from work at 9:30pm; “Why does it smell like citrus up here? And why is my nose itching???”

Me: “… :sweat_smile: I MADE YOU DINNER!! HERE!!! LOOK!!!

She was a little less annoyed at me but appreciates how much pollen i got from such a small plant!

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Mine aren’t terrible but I can definitely tell.

Whenever Mrs Foreigner gripes about some aspect of my growing I tell her “this is the price of unlimited free weed.” Ain’t nothing free.

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Look what blew on to my property this morning, fresh from the Bank of Canad

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It’s part of the wind stimulus package.

Neat, I love seen a new 10er but not that one.

Wait a second it’s a trick!

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I was just about to say I haven’t seen one like that…lol

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She has quite the scowl on her face

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That’s cause she’s dead.

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She’s ticked about the missing “A” too I think

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A scowl for a vowel.

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I remember those old counterfeit 5 dollar bills that used to be everywhere before they introduced the plastic stuff. Was like kleenex lol

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Shine a laser through the dot in the maple leaf and it will project 20’s on whatever surface :wink: well on legit ones anyways, not film production bills

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Are you saying my Moner is no good?

Oh…

The feel of the bill is really good though, it would have easily passed for an older paper twenty.

I have to wonder if a local film set was making it rain, as my neighbour up the street also found one on her lawn. Or maybe it was the result of a poorly planned heist.

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Countershit.

When the plastic bills first came out I almost got in a fistfight because I tried to buy a 20 bag and the guy didn’t believe it was real.

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Lol, not counterfeit, just a film prop. Kind of cool.

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There’s a really fun Canadian tv show called Masterminds that goes through major crime rings from start to finish.

The reason the old $100 bill stopped being accepted was because of one high school kid from Winnipeg or somewhere.

Not all the episodes are about Canadian crime but some are.

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Here i always thought finding a penny was lucky…. I wasn’t thinking big enough lol

Edit… I should have read a few more posts lol

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That’s awesome @lophophora.ca very cool!

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Here you go bud!

https://www.ontariocreates.ca/our-sectors/film-tv/in-production

:v:

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