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What the hell did you…do that for?
That literally is what I ask.my dog all the time.
OCD and ADHD dachsund
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“You gonna eat all that?”
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Stop that. She really really likes, well you know what. The saying goes if I could do like a dog… I never had one like here 
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I never say a word to lil Maggie May, I just need to look at her a funny way lol
she likes to then run and hide until the cold shoulder is gone…
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Stop lickin you balls on my bed lmao. Shouldn’t be needing to say that to anyone, ever lol
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I don’t got a dog but I talk to my cats every day. 
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Bad, bad dogs!
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Welp you wont do that again will Ya dummy,
You did again!
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any Boston Terrier owners?? I have never in my life seen heard sniffed a 20 pound dogs farts like these little dogs lol My chocolate lab , short haired pointers, never passed gas 
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That cats going to f you up.
Ok I told u
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Some of the things I am constantly saying to our doggy is, It’s not that time yet, when she will follow me everywhere or sit staring at me 30 to 40 minutes before her feeding time.
Or when I am eating curry which is 6 days a week, sorry this is not good for doggies lol and she gives me a wtf look. She has lost nearly 3 pounds since I started to eat curry 9 months ago lol.
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My dog likes to lick my damp legs when I get out of the shower so I always ask, “ohhh, you want some free water? Free water for you?”
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When Celia does that to me I just yell at her “YOU’RE A SLUT BUT I STILL LOVE YOU”.
Does she prefer it to the other bodily fluids in your collection?
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Every time I smoked a vape pen: “No… stop trying to lick the smoke out from inside my mouth!”
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I make a lot of promises… but to my credit I’m good at keeping them
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