Wife Smelled It On My Breath - Imminent Divorce

My wife also totally onboard with my hobby, but some days is really turned off by the smoke smells.
Pine Tar soap is your friend! (Grandpas is best. Avoid Packers cause it is too much! Like pine creosote and motor oil. My wife hates that one)

It’s very good for your skin, smells manly like a campfire and will take the smell off your face and hands.
After washing up with pine tar soap, I also apply a moisturize lotion that smells nice and lemony.

If it’s on your breath, and won’t come out even after brushing… drink a cup of mint tea. That help cleans your throat

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I let it dry longer. But it better than tobacco. Can’t stand cigarette smoke.

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Nawm sayin? Beat me to it.

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I used to be married to someone like that.

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Learn to Make Cannabis Tincture using 190 Proof Everclear
Then 10 drops under tongue good to go no smell

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Gold @Albannach. Had a wife like this…HAD. :grin: Weed was unacceptable to her. I mean, she didn’t want me happy or feeling good you know. You know how un fun it is to act “not high” when you’re out of your gourd. Sorry, I choose Mary, she always treats me good. Oh, post script to this story, her and her family drink like fish, but weed is a totally acceptable drug apparently. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Pretty common one and if I didn’t randomly come across something fairly recently warning of the dangers of it I would have had no idea. I’ve heard people recommend the stuff and would have thought nothing of grabbing a can and using it otherwise. It’s actually pretty scary and that whole can should be a warning label.

Also I had no idea who suggested using it when I responded to him so nothing personal! :laughing:

When I was a teenager my parents didn’t like that I smoked cigs but they knew I did so I used that. I would smoke one last cig on the way home and put my hands to mouth and blow the smoke on them

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My mom busted my “grow op” back in high school. They were just seedlings but I didn’t get back to it for more than a decade after that. Well, life comes full circle. She’s one of my main growmies and now tester. :laughing: Anyway, good luck OP. This is line in the sand kind of stuff. Maybe with enough of a time arc, you’ll be pot buddies. My fight or flight usually defaults to flight, so I say run. :man_shrugging:

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That’s justification to go out for a pack of smokes… and never come back.

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I decided to forgive her for the children’s sake.

Plus I got home from work and found some papers :yum:. Bout to light this go nuts by Corey up. Good weed!

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OP…you need some edibles. Lasts longer, no smell, easy to make :slight_smile:

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I’d leave her faster than the weekend goes by

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I would suggest a spray that goes into her mouth.

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Hahaha, that’s cheap, my divorce sot me about $120000 and worth every damn penny

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I would marry and then divorce you for 120k

Wait, 110k, best offer.

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Yeh recon that’s just for starters

That’s what the women try and do

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I’ve been divorced so I hear you. Worth every nickel

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I’ll never do it again. She can have her place and stuff, ill have mine… meet somewhere in the middle. I’m NEVER giving away a house or cash to a woman again though

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Sometimes what seems to be the worst thing turns out to be the best thing in the long run. I’ve got faith though, I’m getting married again.

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