edit: don’t use ozium.
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As a guy who used to be married to a chick that didn’t realize how much she hated weed till I got out of the army and immediately bought a bag and rolled a blunt I can tell you it’s probably not gonna work and I didn’t even have a sympathetic reason to toke I just love weed more than I did her.
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My wife don’t like the smell of weed either ,I smoke outside as well,put a beanie on and a house coat lol or a coat leave it outside when you go back into the house for 10 minutes to air out,wash hands and face little mouth wash
She don’t break my balls about it since I have a tent in the bedroom she just like the smell of it on me,joints stink like other people say
Mite be good to have some hand cleaner outside as well
Happy wife happy life
Mite be more to it if she says she going to leave you maybe sit her down and have a talk
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i feel for you dude, maybe try edibles or oil capsules?
Get a wind breaker jacket and take it off before you get home. Also wash your hands face and brush your teeth. Shouldn’t smell it after that lol.
Good luck man 
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The only true way is take a shower change clothes and brush your teeth lol… I got away with it in a rehab…
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Before buying a can of Ozium, google this: Ozium the bad everyday effects, then think very hard if you want to be spraying yourself with that shite… Goes double if you have kids!!!
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This DO NOT USE OZIUM!!!
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I wasn’t gonna say anything. But, if I was told that in any way. Das boot
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That’s funny, I’ve got a buddy who calls his wife Iron Lung too 
she rips bigger dabs than most folks I know
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Vodka ?? Plus 20 characters
Man up and tell her to STFU. Not trying to be a dick but your not out cheating or gambling away the house or some other destructive habit. Honestly she sounds like a nightmare. Whats next that she is going to demand? Its a partnership not a dictatorship. Get your balls out of her purse and call her bluff or move on to a better person.
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Now that’s hilarious 
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Rosin it up - concentrates don’t have a lingering smell like flower does.
You can smoke concentrates all day and barely smell of anything. Might be your marriage saver 
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Haha.// I used to keep orange peels and fresh Rosemary sprigs in my pocket. Anytime I needed to refresh my breath I would take a nibble - orange peels take some getting used to - but they are effective - can also be pinched and ‘sprayed’ on your face/beard or neck etc. Also rosemary rubs real nice on your hands. EDIT: this was when I was a chauffeur for Pilots from the airport to their hotels… they never smelled cannabis on me in the same vehicle as them. EDIT again : just the act of peeling an orange can be a life saver.
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I say fk it I smell like weed. If I could I would roll in it. Ride the wave. It’s in my hair all over me. I don’t care. I think it funny. I stay away from law dog.
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I know its not ideally what you want but I would try out a good vaporizer an keep some strong mints or something similar around you. I know people who completely dont want their families knowing they smoke at all but sit in the living room with their family vaporizing weed without them having a clue. They just think their using some novelty flavour vape an dont have a clue that bud is being vaporized. Might be worth trying out.
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My mistake, i didn’t know.
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I had a friend who would bury his hands in dog food upon entering the house to hide the smell from his parents.
I had another friend who carried a travel sized febreeze bottle with him everywhere he went.
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In the 80s around here all the hippies stank of patchouli oil. One chick put like a single drop on my bike leathers, could still smell it 6 months later whenever it got warm. We mostly smoked hash back then, more compact and less smell.
Anyway it sounds to me like a classic female sting job. She’s worked out a way of screwing you without having sex. If you don’t smoke weed you’ll be in pain and angry about it. This will obviously be your fault and unacceptable. So back on the opiates and after a few months you can introduce her to Mr Morph monster. He’s not a pleasant fucker at all. This will obviously be unacceptable and all your fault cos your a man and men can’t just have a meltdown cos we’re dangerous…
When it comes to dealing with a woman who’s determined to dominate you, you have to be prepared to walk away I’m afraid
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