Lol that’s just being a human… I’ve done it about 482937 times in the last 10 minutes even
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You need to get out more 
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…when you set your vape down to refill it … and can’t find it again. 5 days and counting now.
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Top of the fridge, in a closet, right next to something that blends it’s color… All places I’ve put them
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its under the sofa bro…lol
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Trimmming branches off a tree with a hand saw for 30 minutes instead of mowing the lawn
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F*** I have done that quite a few times.
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you know your high when… you create a topic and it already exists. rtfm, utfse
you go to the fridge for a beer and grab a bottle of… Worcestershire sauce cuz thats a thing that happened, just now. fucking homegrown, im probably biased, but my weed messes me up more than most dispensary weed…
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You know you’re high when you set off the smoke alarm in your house from smoking too many joints 
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Forgetting how to urinate. Hmmm, is that normal? That’s the second part, hmmm.
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Spaying shave gel on your armpits instead of deodorant 
Read the same page 5 times over and still only recognise the first 3 words 
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I did the walking into the wrong house not that long ago. 
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When you’re lying by a campfire in the fetal position because you accidentally ate 10 special cookies thinking they were regular cookies.
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Back when i did use, i would get so messed up I would hide my stash of what ever I had whilst under the influence so well that i had to get messed up again just to remember where i hid it originally. Damn brain
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Plot twist: You never owned one.
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How many days were you gone?
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It wasn’t me. But he was crying asking “when does this end?”
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When the joint goes out while you’re just staring at it
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It’s right next to the bottle of juice
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-when you pull the rope on a chainsaw for 5 minutes breaking a sweat to realize it’s outta gas, then pulling the same rope another 5 minutes to hear someone say " Did you try turning the switch on"
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