We all did. My husband gags when I put on sunscreen 20 years later. Malibu rum did him dirty.
Tell these general contractors I’ll vouch for you.
“That Indicana Jones is a dangerous criminal but a hell of a guy and a skilled craftsman.”
“Makes Bob the Builder look like a day laborer”
He wears a hard hat too but it’s for protection. When he fights.
It’s not to protect his skull, but to protect the world from his powerful brain waves.
One of them tin foil hard hats.
That special liner for special builders
I’d use the power of my mind to hammer in this nail but then everyone would know my terrible secret.
@Indicana_Jones once fired Bob Vila for “yapping too much to a make believe camera”.
Who the fuck are you talking too, Bob?
Bob Villa carries my tools. It keeps him young.
Oh yeah he’s totally not a robot or anything
@Indicana_Jones is an influencer.
Not the social media type.
But the “pay up or else” type.
Fun fact, Bob Villa the robot was the dad of Vicki from small wonders
Could Bob Villa build a house so big that even he couldn’t lift it?
How much wood could Bob Vila chuck, if Bob Vila could chuck wood?
Don’t you know how expensive 2x4s are now quit chucking them!
You haven’t been to my nearest home Depot. Chuck it in the garbage. You could string it up and shoot arrows off them.
Fuck when I was redoing my basement I bought one twisted 2x4. It’ll be fine, I said.
Well it twisted more after I put it in and it ripped the drywall seam open.
Motherfuckers.