We all did. My husband gags when I put on sunscreen 20 years later. Malibu rum did him dirty.
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Tell these general contractors I’ll vouch for you.
“That Indicana Jones is a dangerous criminal but a hell of a guy and a skilled craftsman.”
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“Makes Bob the Builder look like a day laborer”
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He wears a hard hat too but it’s for protection. When he fights.
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It’s not to protect his skull, but to protect the world from his powerful brain waves.
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One of them tin foil hard hats.
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That special liner for special builders
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I’d use the power of my mind to hammer in this nail but then everyone would know my terrible secret.
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@Indicana_Jones once fired Bob Vila for “yapping too much to a make believe camera”.
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Who the fuck are you talking too, Bob?
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Bob Villa carries my tools. It keeps him young.
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Oh yeah he’s totally not a robot or anything 
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@Indicana_Jones is an influencer.
Not the social media type.
But the “pay up or else” type.
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Fun fact, Bob Villa the robot was the dad of Vicki from small wonders
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Could Bob Villa build a house so big that even he couldn’t lift it?
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How much wood could Bob Vila chuck, if Bob Vila could chuck wood?
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Don’t you know how expensive 2x4s are now quit chucking them!
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You haven’t been to my nearest home Depot. Chuck it in the garbage. You could string it up and shoot arrows off them. 
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Fuck when I was redoing my basement I bought one twisted 2x4. It’ll be fine, I said.
Well it twisted more after I put it in and it ripped the drywall seam open.
Motherfuckers.
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