Triage
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Just a flesh wound 
Hope it wasn’t too serious. Stabbing yourself is bad.
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Ouch! On the bright side, it was your left hand. The odds are in your favor. …Unless you’re a lefty.
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True true. Im a firm believer in gauze and duct tape. That being said, I haven’t cut myself this bad in over 20 years. Had to go to the hospital then for stitches and this time was much bigger. My initial reaction was “oh no! Back to the hospital.” My wife said thank you for not freaking out so I didn’t freak out."
I’ll try to grab some pictures while they are patching me up.
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WTF is wrong with you. 
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You’re either having a run of very bad luck, are a masochist, or have really pissed off a roadrunner.
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Why not all three? 
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Sheesh bro! Can you try not to kill yourself before we build our weed / smoker /cold cure building
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Bro. They got me sitting out here in a packed emergency room where everyone is laughing and fuckin off with each other. I dare to say that there is nary a MF here with a genuine emergency. This system is broken as fuck.
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Exactly. I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow and I’m gonna stroll in looking all fucked up for this dude. Lol. And I’m supposed to be back to work on Friday. Down a hand for a lil bit.
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Haha …. Milk it brother 
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Make my old lady do all the work. 
That’s the answer.
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with the other hand 
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Lol. Y’all are too much. Hey at least it only took an hour and a half for them to call me back to the secondary waiting room.
A nurse came back and asked me what happened. I told her and she just started shaking her head and I heard her under her breath “damnit man!”
“We’ll get you taken care of in just a minute.”
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Future picture of @Indicana_Jones 
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You forgot the beer can
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Lol damn I knew I forgot something…
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And extra long crazy straw
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Where’s the pee hole.
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