The Lazy Lightning was, for sure, got a pack with one of my orders a couple years ago. I always feel compelled to grow the seeds I paid for first and don’t usually pay the freebies any mind, but looking at InTheWoods’ pics, I may have to plant some of those in the not-too-distant future haha.
I agree. It definitely never was “bedtime” stuff for me, anyway.
I remember one time I smoked a j of it on my day off and then got a call from one of the bartenders I worked with (literally as I was putting out the joint), asking me if I’d left my apartment yet. I’d completely forgotten that we had a meeting in thirty minutes, completely forgotten that I told her I’d give her a ride. So I picked her up, totally laughing with her and having a good time on the drive to the restaurant. But as soon as I walked inside, it was like,”I dunno if can handle this, maaaaaan!!!” High as fuck. “Maintain, maintain!”
During the meeting, the GM started talking about something, some new alcohol she wanted us to push or maybe it was the $75 Peking duck carved table-side or whatever, I don’t remember. I was totally just zoning out, counting the minutes until it would be over. But all of a sudden, I heard,”Minitiger! Get up here and show everybody how you’d sell this to one of your tables!” I looked up and she was beaming at me, smiling so huge, no maliciousness or anything, like she thought I’d really wanna do that.
I just vigorously shook my head “No,” couldn’t even get the word out. It totally took me by surprise, her asking me to do that. The thought of getting up in front of everybody and pretending to talk to a table… I dunno, I just was not prepared for that at all (honestly, I’m not sure I could’ve done it sober, either; I can’t pretend to do something). She looked sooooo disappointed when I wouldn’t do it, crestfallen, really (she had a big crush on me). I felt guilty afterwards, but there was no way I could’ve done it without at least a little time to get mentally prepared to stand in front of a large group of people and talk to a non-existent table of diners.
That’s Headband haha.