Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the first Boxes of Chocolates giveaway.
“My Momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gunna get.” Forrest Gump,
The oldest seeds, and maybe my favorite in the bunch, are the Durban Poison x Hippy Slayer, harvested in July 2020. She produced these beautiful, charcoal grey, coke-bottle shaped seeds. Hands-down, easiest to pick out of the crowd. She was pollinated by my newest Male Azad Kashmir, chosen because he’s a carbon copy of his mother. The Kashmir should bring the flower time down by a couple weeks, while doubling down on the engine-exhaust / paint thinner terps and bright-sativa effects of the Hippy Poison.
The Bubba Kush, Sweet Tooth, and the Herijuana are the gigantic seeds in the mix, and the fastest flowering; but a bit difficult to tell apart. They were all harvested outdoors in the end of September, maybe early October. A buddy of mine did the work. He used a different male Azad Kashmir, that leans more towards the hashplant side of the line.
If you look to the smallest seeds of the bunch, the Mangobiche x 88G13HP mother will tend to show up. Out of all of her sisters, all the same height at flip, she was the only one to bolt up to 4 feet. She is the spear in this picture, harvested indoors around September / October. I only included seeds from that one female in the Box of Chocolates because her sisters weren’t as interesting imho. The father is my Male Kashmir.
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This giveaway wasn’t scheduled to start for another couple weeks, but as soon as I delisted the seeds on Strainly, someone else listed them for >10x what I was charging!
I was just saying the other day I don’t value my work highly enough, and here’s the fucking proofs lmfao.
https://www.strainly.io/en/listings/404336-box-of-chocolates
For three-halves of a second I was upset. And then equal parts confused and amazed. And then when I seen the lineage they listed I was saddened at the lack of integrity. They are selling their freebies for $420 and didn’t even bother to get the lineages right. Seven Trees, if you’re reading this. If you’re lying about the lineage, you’re scamming people. Step your fucking game up. Not a single parent is pure 88g13hp, and not a single parent is unknown — the fathers are all the purebred Kashmir; they all show the same Gold and Copper hues, with the most beautiful Red Wine Purples, that the mother does.
This is my listing; newly updated, and pending approval by Strainly.
https://www.strainly.io/en/listings/397696-a-box-of-chocolates
So if you’re interested in helping me spread these genetics, and undercut scalpers .
$20 shipping to anywhere in the world, the seeds are free. Donations are awesome, but explicitly not required. All seeds come in ‘shatter-proof’ plastic, to ensure they make it to their destination intact, in stealth packaging so they don’t rattle around on route.
Great idea Diggy. 
NOTE: If you want in, but can’t swing it yet, I’ve got you!!! Sign up (in ('s, indicate “